Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman. Before marriage
and after marriage.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.